Score: 9

"Awesome. Reminded me of Golden Axe,"

submission: Armed Prophet

date: November 18, 2009

Upon seeing Lightning Death, I automatically thought of Golden Axe and just let the enemies beat the crap out of eachother. Wonderful game, though the combo didn't always want to fire off. Every so often I would get him just using the first strike, which would be fine if it didn't have a cooldown that lets an attack through. I liked the flying aliens, though I didn't realize the real threat of the crawling zombies until an organ thrower appeared. That's evil, but smart.

Now onto the reviewers. Let me tell you right now that I got every medal on this game using IE8 (Firefox runs it better) on medium quality and didn't have keys sticking or lag. Run it on low quality as posted in the author's comments or quit whining about it. I'm also surprized that so many people had a problem with Zomboss. His grapple move doesn't go off if you aren't on top of him when he uses it. I've beaten him without taking any damage with his own arm.

As for the health system, I hope they never change it. Every third battlezone you can use the Ultra Mega Death attack. You get fully healed right before the boss battle assuming you aren't going for the anorexic or alcoholic medals. It's almost too easy, especially once you have the enemies figured out.

All in all, it's a great game. If you make another one, would you mind making it more linear? I'd love to be fighting a mixed group of zombies, robots, and aliens.

Score: 8

"Nicely done."

submission: A Bad Taste of Pico

date: November 11, 2009

Not a very long game, but a good one. I'm really surprized that so many people don't have any idea how to get the Meat is Murder badge. I've got it, and although it's a pain to get, it doesn't require a lot of thought to figure out. Just ask yourselves, "What group of people uses that phrase?" and it should be painfully obvious what you have to do. It makes me wonder how many people found the three of you behind bars.

Score: 9

"Pretty good, though it had a small glitch."

submission: Dragon Boy

date: November 5, 2009

It was a challenge at first, but after awhile I figured out the tricks to it. There are specific levels that are a lot easier to grind on than others, and the blacksmith really only gets good items every other area. I'm surprised to see that someone actually got mad about dying when going into their inventory because they decided to stand in the middle of battle and do it. I have no problem with that because that's your own fault. What kind of enemy waits while you reach for a health potion?

As others have posted, when the game starts getting loaded down, the character tends to move in a single direction whether you're pushing the button or not. To everyone with that problem, it is easily solved by pushing the button that would make your character move that way and releasing it. It's a common problem in flash games, which is why it didn't bother me.

The interesting thing is that most people would never dream of using two weapons because it would leave you wide open. I'll give a hint to everyone who is stuck...two weapons is the way to go, but don't go all power or all speed with it. Do one of each. I did, and I'm making my fully grown dragon look like a complete wuss.

Score: 9

"Nice."

submission: Mad Mad Mario

date: March 31, 2009

Pretty much what everyone was thinking while playing the Mario games. As for Captbigbeard, the jokes are not the same. Simply because it is in the same place doesn't make it the same. In Mcfarlane's, Mario beat Bowser and got frustrated that he didn't get a kiss and just said screw it. In this, he is sick and tired of all the work he has done and doesn't fight, dragging her ass out of there and telling them both off. Different. Shame on you for seeing something somewhat similar and saying it's stolen. Not to mention that Mcfarlane's version really wasn't that funny.

Score: 5

"Not bad, been done though"

submission: Chicken Impossible

date: March 22, 2009

Granted, most games are little more than rehashed versions of another game, but this type of game is pretty boring for me. To Kelio, he didn't just join. If you look at his profile, it shows that he's been on Newgrounds since July of last year.

Score: 8

"Not bad."

submission: Iron Shinobi

date: March 20, 2009

The gameplay was pretty good, but it was difficult to see whether or not an attack would hit you or an opponent. I've stood in an explosion without taking damage, which is honestly confusing. The shining tower was awesome, but I would hate trying to go through it as anyone but Shengy. Cloak was a vital part of me staying alive. As proof that I not only entered, but beat the secret level (because I'd rather not send a message), the invisible flowers smelled wonderful.

Score: 8

"Not bad, though it gets annoying on the 6th level."

submission: Age of Bunnies

date: March 10, 2009

The game is pretty solid, but there would be less people whining if you could see the area that you spawned at each time. To those of you wondering how I got that far, the bunny stays in the same place you hit the castle or a carrot at as far as up or down goes, but returns all the way to the left. As such, you not only need to watch the carrots in front of you, but behind you as well.

Score: 1

"Ugh."

submission: Game of Coolness

date: February 21, 2009

Sorry, but there was often a difference between the two pictures that didn't have anything to do with the difference you set up to click. An easy one to reference to is My Sunday Evening. The picture on the right has fire covering more of the background and bottom, as well as a yellow scribble covering the left hand side with a green object below it that isn't even in the picture to the left.

*Spoiler*

I know the game was just a cover for a screamer, but still, you could have easily used the exact same shots for each picture. It's frustrating having major differences and looking for the smallest one.

Score: 7

"Pretty good."

submission: Shopping Cart Hero

date: February 7, 2009

I'd add more tricks and a selection of tracks, but it still works without them. As for robotking98, think about what you're posting, and how items are being used in the game. Better wheels make a difference by reducing friction, which increases speed. The rockets turn off at the jump, making their big effect at an angle upwards, increasing height. People in the cart increases weight, giving you better control to do tricks. Try doing a solo superman, then try it with three people in your cart. There's a big difference, and you often landing upside-down. Palm trees often appear on a beach as well, which would account for the sandy look you think is a desert, though it is much more likely that this is a dirt track.

Score: 8

"Not bad. Took some time to finish, but not bad."

submission: Escape from Oval Office

date: December 6, 2008

I've played escape games before, but this one was pretty annoying. A quick aside to mysticmonkey2, you are only supposed to lift the left couch cushion, not the whole thing. The button is fairly small, so click the cushion all over. I only saw one glitch in the game at this point, though it doesn't affect anything other than the background as far as I can tell. If you click around the upper right part of the couch, where it covers the dresser, the background will shift, placing a bigger dresser up behind the couch.

If you are curious, yes I beat it. The password for the computer is practically in your face when you go to it. It's the only thing that isn't hidden in any manner in this game.