Score: 9

"Awesome. Reminded me of Golden Axe,"

submission: Armed Prophet

date: November 18, 2009

Upon seeing Lightning Death, I automatically thought of Golden Axe and just let the enemies beat the crap out of eachother. Wonderful game, though the combo didn't always want to fire off. Every so often I would get him just using the first strike, which would be fine if it didn't have a cooldown that lets an attack through. I liked the flying aliens, though I didn't realize the real threat of the crawling zombies until an organ thrower appeared. That's evil, but smart.

Now onto the reviewers. Let me tell you right now that I got every medal on this game using IE8 (Firefox runs it better) on medium quality and didn't have keys sticking or lag. Run it on low quality as posted in the author's comments or quit whining about it. I'm also surprized that so many people had a problem with Zomboss. His grapple move doesn't go off if you aren't on top of him when he uses it. I've beaten him without taking any damage with his own arm.

As for the health system, I hope they never change it. Every third battlezone you can use the Ultra Mega Death attack. You get fully healed right before the boss battle assuming you aren't going for the anorexic or alcoholic medals. It's almost too easy, especially once you have the enemies figured out.

All in all, it's a great game. If you make another one, would you mind making it more linear? I'd love to be fighting a mixed group of zombies, robots, and aliens.

Score: 8

"Nicely done."

submission: A Bad Taste of Pico

date: November 11, 2009

Not a very long game, but a good one. I'm really surprized that so many people don't have any idea how to get the Meat is Murder badge. I've got it, and although it's a pain to get, it doesn't require a lot of thought to figure out. Just ask yourselves, "What group of people uses that phrase?" and it should be painfully obvious what you have to do. It makes me wonder how many people found the three of you behind bars.

Score: 9

"Pretty good, though it had a small glitch."

submission: Dragon Boy

date: November 5, 2009

It was a challenge at first, but after awhile I figured out the tricks to it. There are specific levels that are a lot easier to grind on than others, and the blacksmith really only gets good items every other area. I'm surprised to see that someone actually got mad about dying when going into their inventory because they decided to stand in the middle of battle and do it. I have no problem with that because that's your own fault. What kind of enemy waits while you reach for a health potion?

As others have posted, when the game starts getting loaded down, the character tends to move in a single direction whether you're pushing the button or not. To everyone with that problem, it is easily solved by pushing the button that would make your character move that way and releasing it. It's a common problem in flash games, which is why it didn't bother me.

The interesting thing is that most people would never dream of using two weapons because it would leave you wide open. I'll give a hint to everyone who is stuck...two weapons is the way to go, but don't go all power or all speed with it. Do one of each. I did, and I'm making my fully grown dragon look like a complete wuss.